I miss you…
just kidding, i’m glad you’re out of my life and you can go fuck yourself
I miss you…
just kidding, i’m glad you’re out of my life and you can go fuck yourself
cozi:
when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day
When I was 10 I was in a AOL chatroom for kids and we were all making this Homer Simpson face (8^(|) but this one girl Crystal forgot to put the nose in the face so I said “You forgot the nose crystal” and I immediately got booted offline and no one in my family could log on. My Mom talked to someone from AOL and they said I was trying to sell drugs to minors because I said “nose crystal”
u kno wat fuck college
Imma still go tho imma still go
mood: that vine where the guy gets hit by the bus and his friends shout ‘fuck off ali’ at him

I got inspired by Germanic languages (by @languageoclock) and Romance languages (by @machetero-1868), so here is the Slavic version

Throwback to this iconic tweet
🤔🤔🤔🤔
It pretty much boils down to “I never had to think about it until it affected me personally”
i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
me before taking a personality quiz: [deep breath] remember who you are
all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil